Tuesday, February 10, 2009

I should know, I've written a book...

Someone said the statement that I have chosen for my blog title to me yesterday, "I should know, I've written a book." Yes...haven't we all written a book on something? And if not, well we COULD write a book on something. I could write an entire book on people that make statements like this one. Then we could have more jobs because we'd have to open more bookstores. Perhaps people would also learn proper grammar and sentence structure. See, this statement could solve all the worlds problems. Next time someone from the press asks Pres. Obama a question, "I should know, I've written a book," should be his answer. He could even make that statement plural (books, or memoirs).

I could have written a book in the time between now and my last post, but I didn't. Yes, we have had Christian holidays, pagan holidays, American holidays, an inauguration, parties (one in particular where memories are a bit fuzzy ;)), and funerals in between my last post and today. Aaaggh, big deal. Life goes on and more books are written; some good, most bad.


ChillwithWill said...

Adolf Hitler wrote a book, too!

ChillwithWill said...

Other people who have written books...

Paris Hilton
"Confessions of an Heirress"

Joan Rivers
"Men Are Stupid...And They Like Boobs: A Woman's Guide to Plastic Surgery"

Chelsea Handler
"My Horizontal Life," also "Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea"

Kirstie Alley
"How to Lose Your Ass and Regain Your Life: Reluctant Confessions of a Big-Butted Star"

"Sex," also "The English Roses Collection" (Picture Books for Kids)

Victoria Beckham
"That Extra Half an Inch: Hair, Heels, and Everything in Between"

Nicole Richie
"The Truth About Diamonds: A Novel"

Tori Spelling
"sTORI Telling"

All of the above are pretty "in the know."

ChillwithWill said...

Finally, you know who HASN'T written a book yet?


And that woman knows more about books than the Library of Congress.

Bethany said...

Funny you should say that first comment...I almost said to this person, "Oh, what book was that? Mein Kampf?"

Bethany said...

BTW, thank you for publicing my blog on Facebook for me. I was thinking about doing that, but I didn't have time to blindly figure it out. ;)

csherrod said...

So funny and so true! I know I surely could have written a book on many topics! Let's see... "Beading in a Big Way"; "Costume Jewelry Galore"; "Life with Bill Sherrod"; "Gripping Grief"; and finally, my best book would be, (drum roll please) "Birthing and Raising Three Great Gifts for Mankind"!

ChillwithWill said...

Mom, you shouldn't forget...

"Shooting Armadillos and Chasing Cows: A Life"

"Red Birds All Around: Holiday Decorating for Taxidermists"

"How to Fix an Electric Gate"

"Misery LOVES Company (Book 2 in the 'Gripping Grief' Series): How to Turn Your Grief Into Guilt and Hurl It at the Nearest Innocent Bystander"

csherrod said...

Too funny, Will! You know me well!